This is no a conspiracy theory. I have proof. First, let’s establish the rules for KGB “running” something:
- Shortage in goods.
- Long lines.
- Creation of black-market.
Now that we agree on that, let’s consider the following facts:
Amazon’s Kindle. Upon the issuing of the Good-Mother-Russia-Quality device:
- Ran out of stock within 5.5 hours.
- Created long lines:
Nintendo’s Wii:
- In short supply for over a year.
- Creates long lines.
- And three (not one) black markets – one within stores (“Better to stock for winter, Boris, da?”), one selling on eBay, and one selling with “old Vodka we have in stock”.
The list goes on:
Guitar hero selling for 9,000$ (90$ retail) on eBay.
Rations on the iPhone.
I would have said what I think of it all, but Big Brother is listening. So I’ll just say: “You deserve it, Capitalist свиньи!”.
