(Cont. from Ironman post no. 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5)
There are two types of Non-Pro-Long-Distance-Triathlets. The one that groups, and the one that doesn’t group. The first is by far larger. For a very clear reason, one of the longest “lonesome” events is trained for as if it was a team sport. There’s something in suffering together, encouraging each other to wake up early on weekends (and making fun of those who don’t manage) that makes these months more tolerable. But on top of it all there’s belonging.
Every sport in which you require gear is turned almost instantly into a fashion show. From comparing bike (Hence the title. Explained in details here), to wearing a huge digital wrist watch with a suit. And tie. To board meetings. There’s something of a religion in it, and religion makes people feel they belong.
You’ll be able to find many Ironman finishers having the logo of the event tattooed on their leg (following the Swiss event, for example, witnesses testify seeing a very long queue outside the tattoo parlor), you’ll find jewelry with the logo, and no need to mention the T-Shirts, Cups, Shorts, Key Rings and so on. Sounds familiar? No need to be alarmed. As long as they don’t have a book (or magazine, for that matter) they swear in, we’re safe. A slight alarming sign is rumors of the appearance of a Messiah. Gordo. Be advised.
Oh. And here’s the best part. Ever tried talking to an Ironman aspiring/finisher on a casual chit-chat? Even a conversation about Almodovar’s recent film will turn in no longer than 4:34min (last 10km Time Trial pace) to training methodology and nutrition.
